英文简历幽默注意尺度

　　"note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house."
　　"assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (translation: short-order cook.)
　　"but wait...there''''''''''''''''s more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
　　"i have an excellent track record, although i am not a horse."　　"my fortune cookie said, ''''''''''''''''your next interview will result in a job''''''''''''''''-and i like your company in particular."
　　"title: another resume from the ''''''''''''''''profiles in excellence'''''''''''''''' series."
　　"also known as: mr. productivity, mr. clever, mr.fix-it."
　　"trustworthy references available upon request-if i give them a few bucks."
　　"let''''''''''''''''s meet so you can ''''''''''''''''ooh'''''''''''''''' and ''''''''''''''''ahh'''''''''''''''' over my experience."